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August 14, 2005

Bear Warning

This is an oldie, but I still like it.

BEAR WARNING
The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzly Bear dung.

Black Bear dung is small, round and sometimes has seeds or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray.

Posted at August 14, 2005 03:06 PM | Categories: jokes

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