« Hypocrisy all around ... | Main | "Revenge of the Chinese lesbians" »
January 14, 2006
"Complainers rarely mate with other complainers"
Complainers seek non-complainers as mates. This makes perfect sense because complainers need the sympathetic ear of the upbeat, i.e. the victim, in order to do their thing. Otherwise the whole system breaks down. Statistically speaking, if your mate is upbeat, there’s a very good chance that you’re a huge pain in the ass.Sometimes two upbeat people mate. But I suspect that in those situations the one who is slightly less upbeat morphs into a complainer over time just so they have things to talk about. Otherwise you get a lot of this:
Upbeat person 1: How was your day?
Upbeat person 2: Great! How was yours?
Upbeat person 1: Great!
"Men Versus Women (part II)," Dilbert Blog, January 14, 2006
Posted at January 14, 2006 09:07 PM | Categories: Humor
· Comments (0)Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://twoseasmedia.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/625
Comments
Post a comment
Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. (sign out)
(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)